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Wed Demotivational Poster


FAST FOOD LOGIC -


TAGS: skewed humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

RealityCheck - April 9, 2012, 1:23 am
Food for thought... the documentary "Fathead." Look it up, it's on Youtube and netflix.
Budog - April 2, 2012, 4:15 am
LMAO 5L
CloudchaserS - April 1, 2012, 12:40 am
It may be fake, but that does have a point. It's not the clown's fault if a kid's parents feed them too much fast food.
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 9:27 pm

I'm sure it was. It's the flawed logic that made me laugh, regardless of its origin.
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 8:57 pm
this was made with what must be the most common sign gen on the interweb.


THE SWEDISH CHEF - Vurt Da Furk !


TAGS: swedish chef vurt da furk
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm

Oh, ya! Yew betch'a!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 3:53 pm
'Vurt Da Furk' I gotta use that next week


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey


TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Allanius

JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-f***er.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm
haha i laughed


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm
N-I-C-E


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm

Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget


TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Hook

patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Blue***k! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to f*** up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a f***ing Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a ****load of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.


MOVIES -


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm
Sweet!... Fav'd


EVOLUTION - NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING -


TAGS: evolution sweden viking war
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

JesusWept - October 8, 2012, 4:37 pm
It's a VERY good thing! I doubt hose kids wouldn't ra** your wife and daughter and then burn your house down :-P
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 6:59 pm
What the hell...This is even worse than the men that wore spandex, big hair, etc., to the "metal" concerts back in the day. ick.
Justflipit - August 5, 2010, 1:28 pm
-.-
Derek - July 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
You're keen on being ra**d and pillaged then?


DATA -


TAGS: two wedding rings
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:41 pm
You gotta allow for Mormons ;)
Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:59 pm
not if there were 4,153,237 spouses


JUST GIVE UP. - It's Okay, No One Blames You.


TAGS: l4d zombie screwed witch
Rating: 2.52/5
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 4:04 pm
/sv_cheats 1 /god 1 nuf said
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
All they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable, no one wants to eat your eyes...


STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man


TAGS: marriage tv wedding free man
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 5:47 pm
and I'll take it ! thanks chalkman :)
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
i give you 5
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
haha funny s5it
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
hey GaryO, sup ? you know you're only as old as the women you feel... I've only been here a few days too, but you might want to check out the stuff by the older members, you have some seriously good sh*t there !
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:22 pm
...and I tend to repeat myself....admin...little help here (please)
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:21 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:20 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 2:47 pm
The Force of LOL is strong with this one. . .
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:45 am
good one...original ;)
Budog - January 26, 2012, 9:38 pm
LMAO 5L


ONE-STOP SHOPPING -




BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day




WEDNESDAY - Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier




YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! -


TAGS: wedding dr who funny
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by OmniaVanitus

Kilted - September 10, 2012, 1:45 pm
Don't blink.
DavidEMartin - August 24, 2011, 12:38 pm
Hey, she just survived an alternate lifetime and helped restart the universe. Give her some cake !
champ99 - August 24, 2011, 10:06 am
It's a Trap!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 12:31 am
The cake is a lie


MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.


TAGS: wedding banking similarity
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - October 22, 2011, 10:47 pm
Thanks.
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 5:04 am
And harder to do when you're underage
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:56 am
lol...this is cool


REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine




TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?


TAGS: toatally screwed bad day
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Budog

ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
Only when you put up a poster. Heh, heh, heh.


HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...




What Day is it? -




CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL


SCREWED -


TAGS: surfer wave screwed
Rating: 3.96/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am
Preach my Brother, Preach it!! "5 oh, f*ck, not again's"


DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!


TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both ***es
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds


IT'S A TRAP - Admiral Ackbar knows.


TAGS: ackbar wedding
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by JD

pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:50 am
Oral *** reminds him of home.
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 1:04 am
He should know..... but he does'nt know that.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


MARRIAGE - ... is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.




DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -


TAGS: blowed up watermelon calendar
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Greeny

CloudchaserS - October 9, 2011, 11:52 am
R. Lee Ermy should team up with Gallagher
mariand - October 9, 2011, 8:31 am
LOL...making fun of sorrow


YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!




BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...


TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:15 pm
Yikes! It looks like all the extra she's eaten came off his plate! If she doesn't starve him to death in the first three months, there's always rolling over in bed. He looks to frail to lift his own body, much less hers.
Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.


A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?


TAGS: star wars wedding no bride
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Chef

Anonymous2 - June 3, 2010, 11:58 pm
Sorry, but I can't seem to find the droids. Anytime I go looking, some old greybeard tells me they're not there.


DAVE IS TOTALLY BUSTED AND BROKE - Dude, I am not a psychic but I have a strong feeling that you are totally screwed


TAGS: dave busted broke screwed
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Budog

le0001 - January 9, 2014, 1:23 pm
You're* Hehe lol!!
ian136 - August 20, 2012, 4:46 pm
llllllolololololollolololololo THATS SO LOL f***IN FUNNY
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:34 am
Meh both title and description could be better 0.0
Budog - June 10, 2011, 7:36 pm
LMAO !!!
Feasibly - June 10, 2011, 6:53 pm
Dear Nikki, my GF has a nice size bank account, but thanks anyway...she says "hi" back.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:57 pm
You think maybe this kinda thing was why Dave couldn't keep it in his ... naw, now were just blaming the victim here.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
Yes, yes I was. I even lost a little sleep over it and felt deeply disappointed in Nikki, wot with her setting such a poor example fer them kids.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:46 am
"Dear Nikki, it's YOU'RE"... Come on, I'm not the only one thinking it...
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:54 am
LOL... awe5ome


FEMALES -


TAGS: life time women trouble marriage wedding cher brunette
Rating: 3.74/5

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forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:05 am
2L each eye color.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:59 am
rofl 10 L :)
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:28 am
Can't understand why Cher is single...


OVERTHINKING SHIT -


TAGS: leaving the wedgie worthy thoroughly unwedgied
Rating: 3.48/5

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jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:07 am
Wile E. thinks this broad is obsessive.
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
Down's syndrome version of Mouse Trap.


LOVE - WTF are you serious?


TAGS: wedding love fat
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by johanito

btuis - February 24, 2010, 2:11 pm
why is that thing alive?
NYHCx845 - December 10, 2009, 11:08 pm
F*CK ME RUNNING! IS IT HUMAN!?!?!
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
Hey! All men should show that soldier some respect! Talk about throwing yourself on a grenade. He's a hero for making that sacrifice so none of us had to.
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 6:25 pm
I would rather jerk off with a cheese grater.
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 2:11 am
Stupid cadets...
RAWR - August 31, 2009, 1:01 pm
gasp! its Dewy!
Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 10:30 pm
Ew. He's ugly.
... - March 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
oh my god, I´d rather go g** than put my ***k inside THAT THING!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 6, 2009, 10:00 pm
that's a dude with male pattern baldness, this is a joke.
rerun - January 18, 2009, 5:31 pm
This is his "thanks" for serving his country
pro - December 18, 2008, 4:23 am
She (?) looks like the entity with the tiara from a different poster.
MeanGene - December 18, 2008, 4:21 am
Wow.... I don't even know what to... just wow.
Dave - November 26, 2008, 1:45 pm
Having nothing left to live for, Eddie joined the Army.
shtoink - November 26, 2008, 4:29 am
thats scott on the left. and hes pregnant
BuZZbomb - November 26, 2008, 12:09 am
Before he left for duty, he swore he would marry his one true love. So he spoke those five special words. "Will you marry me, Mom"


CAKE WAR -




BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm
That one b**** has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
g** Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...


A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed


TAGS: osama prince wedding death
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - May 4, 2011, 5:57 am
Well spotted, that man.


SNOWED IN? - Turn a disadvantage into an advantage.


TAGS: snowed in
Rating: 3.79/5

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NEGATIVE KARMA - A couple of 12 year olds will be introducing it in about 30 seconds


TAGS: plowed into the wall
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 11:51 pm
LOL! 5 Lamas


MMMM... - Plasticky




BLOODY GOOD SHOW -




UH-OH - Replacing ‘here comes the bride’ with 'who let the dogs out' at your sister's lesbian wedding probably wasn’t the smartest choice you’ve ever made




YOU GONNA DIE -




THAT ABOUT COVERS IT - Husseys' one stop shopping. If they don't have it, you don't need it.


TAGS: weddings general store
Rating: 3.53/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 11:47 am
Motifakers alike are lining up for the 3 in 1 special!


VOLCANOLOGIST -




SWEDISH POLITICIANS -




Country Girl -


TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm
HA! 5L


OR ANY OTHER ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: wedding hijinks
Rating: 4.65/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:13 pm
THAT is going to leave a mark.
MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 12:54 am
I don't know what made me laugh harder the poster or your remark!
spacedog - May 8, 2012, 6:54 pm
HA! After a short drive, the honeymoon was definitely over. 5L


SHE STANDS ALONE -


TAGS: bride wedding alone sad feeling
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
That's quite the response Emilio. Hopefully it means you like it.
EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2012, 5:04 pm
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
spacedog - July 19, 2012, 8:53 pm
Thanks pickleviper.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 5:25 pm
Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.


MC WEDDING -


TAGS: mcdonalds wedding
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:30 pm
Now, I've seen everything.


RESPECT WHERE DUE... -


TAGS: respect brave coward funeral wedding
Rating: 4.78/5

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Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:40 pm
Much gratitude...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
5 courageous lions for sure. Good one Rick.
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:29 pm
Thank you... :)
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:04 pm
Profound... 5L


WEDDING BELLS -


TAGS: dress white wedding realization
Rating: 4.67/5

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djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 8:30 pm
Or past tense if delayed until after you're married. :/


ENGLISH FIRST -


TAGS: grandpa wasnt allowed to speak norwegian as a kid
Rating: 4.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 11, 2013, 3:43 am
Spanish should lean English because it's language of the US and the world. Also I'm pretty d*mn the Mayans and Aztecs didn't speak Spanish. So learn English and just accept that you're in the d*mn US.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:45 am
Brilliant and to the point!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 4, 2010, 12:21 am
Awesome! 5 lions
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 8:51 am
5 Logical Point you made
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:44 pm
O Wa Ta Goose I AM
Me_ - March 1, 2010, 1:44 pm
The first people in the Americas were the American aboriginals. They were decimated the people who would become the American Indians. The last of this race died out recently.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
Ya know Haar, they can only enforce that on Casino property...5 betting Poodles
Bartimaeus - February 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
I think all immigrants should learn English. That includes Canadians, eh? 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
Why do you have to make us feel bad about ourselves all the time? I mean, you're right but WTF? 5.


EARTH -




PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.




HOME DEFENCE -




Sweden -


TAGS: cops sweden h** babe pretty
Rating: 4.8/5

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JesusWept - August 7, 2013, 8:35 am
On the surface yes. Underneath it's bigot heaven LOL
trbecome - August 6, 2013, 2:26 pm
True. But don't say it loud there. It's the most politically correct society in the world.
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:08 am
OOPS! Lmao
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)


INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES -




WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive


TAGS: wedding man wife wal mart sports goods auto
Rating: 4.32/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:57 pm
I was not married at walmart. If you need to know that is my slave standing next to the new wife.
hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:23 pm
second fom the bottom. Man: So what was your surprise dear? Oh god no, it's a trap!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
6 degrees of seperation! I got this e-mail too!!
sickartist - March 22, 2010, 4:08 pm
Hey! I got married by an Elvis impersonator 5 "hunk of burning love" L's


ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER -


TAGS: quote marriage wedding calendar snakes
Rating: 4.29/5

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Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:44 pm
I rather suspect sour gra**s on Schopenhauer's part


INSPIRATION - It's Everywhere


TAGS: curtains dress wedding
Rating: 4.24/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 1:35 pm
Who's idea wa5 it for the bridesmaids' dresses? Maria Von Trapp?
dy2012 - May 31, 2012, 12:29 pm
guess what the groom's attire :)
Bull - May 31, 2012, 4:01 am
The carpet might not match the dra**s ... but the dresses do.


SWEDISH POLICE -




COMPETENCE -




SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?




SWEDISH FISH - Its always the little ones, that snap first.




ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast!


TAGS: september 22 wedding challenge roast pigs
Rating: 2.18/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 11:52 am
UUUHHHH...You gonna eat that?


Scandinavians -




FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.




Sweden -


TAGS: sweden smartphone sign modern
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:56 pm
Thank you.
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:54 pm
Nice.
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:51 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2015, 6:49 pm
This NEEDS to happen! Too funny! Only the bodies should be zombiesque! 5L!
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 1:51 pm
Actually that sign isn't official. Two artists made a few and put them up one night. Thanks for the vote :)
concern3 - November 23, 2015, 12:05 pm
How sad is this, but it's a 5er


BROKEN VOWS -


TAGS: sacred wedding bliss
Rating: 4.89/5

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HolyBiffen - February 22, 2011, 6:50 pm
Love it!
valkor - February 20, 2011, 11:17 pm
fantastic
BoneCD - February 20, 2011, 7:11 pm
Thanks Cranky
crankyhead - February 20, 2011, 4:59 pm
this is am5ome


CIAO BELLA -




BIGAMY - Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.


TAGS: wife wedding woman marriage bigamy
Rating: 4.58/5

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SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 10:04 pm
5L from me. Need I mention that I'm married?


I HEAR BANJOS -




OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.




MARRIAGE -




MISCALCULATION -


TAGS: reno proved his incompetence and benteen showed his indifference but they survived
Rating: 3.76/5

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ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Take that to the bank. 5L
Derek - October 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
Best colourisation I've ever seen
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 11:28 am
Amsome Haarakkon. 5L


DAY DREAMS - "I can't wait to have more dream weddings!"




WEDDING CAKE -




WEDDING VOWS -




MARRIAGE -




THIS FINGER - Worse than the middle finger.


TAGS: ring married wedding finger
Rating: 2.18/5


Day 3 -


TAGS: wednesday day 3 hostage situation
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:57 am
5L for Ism for being creative enough to think of Wednesday as anything other than Hump Day!


50th Wedding Anniversary -




AH, THE GUEST LIST -


TAGS: wedding hurt feelings
Rating: 4.75/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:14 am
One of life's most rediculous truths.
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 7:29 pm
LOL! Been there. Don't forget the people YOU won't speak to again, but that usually doesn't happen until AFTER the wedding. ;)


GRENADE MARRIAGE - Because they thought a shotgun wedding would have been too cliche


TAGS: grenade marriage wedding
Rating: 4.6/5

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SRD - June 29, 2012, 10:29 am
I think it will end with a bang
steve1961 - June 29, 2012, 3:00 am
I've got a sneaky feeling that the marriage won't last...5 or 6 seconds, tops.


I'VE HAD MY FILL -




YEAH, RIGHT -


TAGS: wedding dog faithful
Rating: 4.14/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
Sorry but...tagged.
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 8:49 pm
TTH had a beautiful ceremony.


SUGAR RUSH - Somebody always gets hurt!


TAGS: text borrowed from cubby
Rating: 4.14/5

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phydeaux - January 2, 2010, 1:01 am
Ah, fine praise indeed. I thank you Sir for your good words, that I shamelessly stole...
Cubbybear - January 2, 2010, 12:51 am
LOL! 5/5


WITH THIS RING - I thee wed




ARROGANT KNIGHT -


TAGS: oh yer screwed now dude hey a r wake up hey
Rating: 3.46/5

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Zreiser - June 4, 2011, 5:24 am
Merely a chess wound!
McBum - March 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
Monty Python!! Woo!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:06 pm
Jesus H. Tennessee Christ on a crutch. Ladies and gentlemen.... Sean has left the arena. Check and Mate.


IN MEMORY OF MY WIFE -


TAGS: her hand is set in a perm c and my accountant ts says that i am screwed so i am stuck for the rest of my life
Rating: 3.35/5

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Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
hahahahahaha. this made me laugh
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:17 pm
Beautiful!!!


THE MANY WAYS TO GOD - Here they are.




WOMEN -




LOLZW - LOL zombie wedding! I'll go get the shotgun~


TAGS: zombie wedding sh**gun blood stuff tags
Rating: 2.22/5

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Bakstabr - June 10, 2010, 9:34 am
It's funny but i think it would have been better with the "Zombie Wedding" as the big text with "giving a whole new meaning to sh**gun wedding" underneath. Just me though


VAMPIRE WEDDING - Am I the only one who gets the weirdness?


TAGS: vampire wedding pms redheads
Rating: 2.04/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:51 am
Haha, well pointed out. I did not notice that. XD
mally - February 12, 2009, 2:28 am
i like how they didnt powder her underarm


brutality -




READING ON THE BEACH -


TAGS: beach sand water wedges
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - May 7, 2011, 6:52 pm
nice fea5!


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